☞ By order of the committee of the whole ☜
WANTED
— for crimes against the commons —
- THE OWNER — calling his hoard the natural order
- THE ENCLOSURE — fencing what was common and billing you for the air
- THE CHURCH OF THE MARKET-AS-PHYSICS — preaching that your sense of fair is childish ☞ now on view
- THE PYRAMID — the bought middle that keeps the whole thing standing
- THE FORGERY — aiming the people's anger sideways at the neighbor
REWARD: one good laugh, paid in full
The joke is on the con, never the conned. We do not post the faces of the fooled — only the types, the structures, the machine. Mockery is the oldest leveling tool there is: the laugh that says you are not above us. This wing is coming — songs, handbills, and small machines that let you play the con and feel its gears — each one a door back to the whole argument.